Philip Seymour Duncan Hoffman Turner Overdrive

when I tries to sleep i'm rapping,
at a truck stop never crapping,
all them shitholes i'll be passing,
forever everlasting,
until I get to my abode,
and sit on my own commode,
and bestow my colon's load,
then I can hit the ricky road,
those miles markers marking,
all the times the trees be sparking,
once a mile, every while,
I lays it down like tile,
words be chirping like birds,
ascending major thirds,
protecting pockets of nerds
from marauding bands of thugs
so sickly eating bugs
from underneath the rocks and things
and pushing special needs kids
off of all their swings.

Saddam DeLuise

    

we're living in pueblos, we're unstable,
we got no internet, we got no cable
electrical impulses coming through a wire,
we're telegraphing like it was never retired,
old magazines, it's obscene the obscenities,
a few buckets in the corner the extent of our amenities,
it's the middle ages, squires, and pages,
and knights in white satin, speaking out latin,
like it were allowed, driving on a cloud,
I'm a care bear without a care, I'm Lando Calrissian,
I'm a dude drinking white russians, and I abide
I'm Ram Dass, I'm Bob Ross:
when it comes to blues, I'm sticking to Prussian.

Oaxacan Phoenix

divide this holy cow into holy steaks, I made a mistake, I ated too much cake, still I put more on the plate, I'm memorizing all the capitals of states, I'm identifying all the different rays and skates on the ocean bottom, if you got 'em, smoke 'em like some bacon, always gives more than it's taking, it's just the biscuit that is flaking, rough on dandruff, always doubling the oreo stuff, put it in, take it out, turn on and off the watery spout, it's sauerkraut, with horsefeathers and radishes, knit it up like a dreamcatcher, poaching salmons like a kingfisher let off steam like a volcanic fissure, adjust the color balance and sharpness of the picture, I am victor, I am victrola, I'm a big ugly fish called a mola mola,

read a book.